OpenSUSE Linux Rants

Wow, people are going to have trouble with Vista. Are ya’ sure? *rolls eyes* How much of this kind of junk do I hear every waking second of my entire life? You can’t even turn on your amateur radio without hearing someone complaining about the woes of a misguided Microsoftie. Here’s a towel. I’ll play “My Heart Bleeds for Thee” on my violin.

*OR*

You could go do something that would bring some light and joy into your life, and help you realize that you can put down the razor. I went through many of them myself before I found SUSE Linux. Yes, you too can have an immediate improvement in your quality of life just by clicking here.

Security, The Microsoft Way, huh? Please, sir, could you put on this rubber glove for me? I need you to check my security. I think it might be loose.

If you and I were personal friends, and we were out to lunch today, say at like Brand X Burgers in Springville, UT, and we were chatting, and you said, “Scott, why didn’t you write in your blog yesterday?” I would look at you with a twinkle in my eye and say, “I didn’t feel like it.”

You know, I was thinking about switching to Gnome. It’s so user-friendly. It’s so intuitive. I was actually initiated into Linux on Gnome. It’s so mainstream. I mean, everyone is using it these days. Novell even almost turned SUSE into a Gnome-only distro. Its license is more business-friendly because the libraries are licensed under the LGPL while KDE libraries are under the GPL. I think that everyone should rip out whatever desktop they are using and start using Gnome.