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June 13, 2008

This Should Brighten Your Day

by @ 12:47 pm. Filed under humor

I feel like some funny time. Uh, here:

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And some Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

I can still recall old Mr. Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to that old board of his. Then he’d spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped, he’d yell “Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!” We all thought he was crazy. But then, we had some growing up to do.

I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not?

Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen’s round metal hat.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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