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January 19, 2008

You should read the “Top 50 Linux Quotes of All Time”

by @ 6:51 am. Filed under General Linux, humor

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Here is something you might find enjoyable. It’s called Top 50 Linux Quotes of All Time. Here are a few of my favorites:

“I develop for Linux for a living, I used to develop for DOS. Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117.” — Lawrence Foard, entropy@world.std.com

“Linux is not user-friendly. It _is_ user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly.” —Source unknown

“When you say ‘I wrote a program that crashed Windows’, people just stare at you blankly and say ‘Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*’.” (By Linus Torvalds)

“We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity – so UP yours!” — Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan

Read the Top 50 Linux Quotes of All Time

2 Responses to “You should read the “Top 50 Linux Quotes of All Time””

  1. Viktor Says:

    Haha very nice find!
    Couldn’t stop laughing at #5!

    Keep them coming Scott!

  2. Pat Paulsen Says:

    Hi guys,

    The correct slogan is “I’ve Upped My Standards…Now Up Yours!”

    Visit Pat Paulsen’s website at http://www.paulsen.com

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